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butthole surfing

When a dog drags itself across the floor so as to wipe its ass, usually with it's forelegs. May be due to a turd stuck in the butt or general discomfort.
My dog licked his butt so much, he had enough hair in his poop to have a turd hanging off when he came inside. I didn't see it untill he started "butthole surfing" across my new rug. I had to chase him outside and wash that rug. Damn dog.
by The Edgehead June 5, 2009
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Butthole Lynching

When you put Icy Hot on your butthole, and then wrap a belt around your waist and buttcheeks causing your cheeks to be clenched together while your ass burns.
I heard the new kid performed a Butthole Lynching on himself the other day. He has not been able to sit down since.
by J Fucking Z October 28, 2006
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josh's butthole

moist, salty, saucy, bleached, organic, sunbathed, smooth, hard, rubbery, wet, dry, erotic , all words to describe josh's butthole, you will never find anything more majestic on earth, or anywhere else. its like a giant horse penis, but its a butthole, and its josh's.
person 1:hey homes u seen josh's butthole lately.
person 2: nah man whats it like.
person 1: cra cra yo
by maaaaaaaaaaaan June 3, 2016
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butthole whiplash

The act of getting hit in the anus, or butthole, usually while performing a bicycle, dirt bike, skateboard or other extreme sports activity that doesn't go as planned.
Matthew took that bicycle seat straight to the anus, I hope he doesn't have butthole whiplash.
by Bradley227 October 3, 2017
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Picante Butthole

When you eat spicy food giving your butthole a spicy and hot feeling aftertaste.
I ate out her ass last night and she totally had Picante Butthole.
by Zodacus March 19, 2019
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Jesus butthole

What some dogs have. The two calics on each thigh are the hands and the butthole is the head. If you look at it closely, it kind of looks like Jesus at the last supper.
by ahumanbeingwhoisaperson December 3, 2020
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belly butthole

A belly butthole is like a belly button only it goes deeper so that when you stick your finger in there and pull it back out it smells funny.
He has a navel so deep and smelly, it's more like a belly butthole than a belly button.
by mcdisease August 19, 2015
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