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Brendan

Usually not loyal cheats on a girl named Abby Miller has a fat sister and two. Sister and one send tity nudes and they fucking mean
“Brendan is not loyal.”
by Mill3r.022 March 24, 2019
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Brendan

A usually stupid man, but never gives up. they keep's trying for hot women and their affection. they are kind of good leader's, loves to joke never quits. He is a person that alway's tries to help, he is generous, and he is accepting. When somebody pisses him off, you'll know when because he is a rough Irishman.
Yo you see Brendan over there talking to that beautiful woman?

Yah he is tryin hard.
by Yeeting young man April 3, 2019
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Brendan

A coward that gets nothing done because he is looking up his own name
Jesse: Brendan! Did you do your part of the project?
Brendan: No, bitch! Fuck off!
*Jesse starts crying*
by Whatever <3 May 2, 2019
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BRENDAN

Brendan is a friendly, caring, respectful, unselfish man with self confidence in himself. Brandon’s are VERY talkative, Brendan’s love to have very long one sided conversations often reminiscing of past memories and adventures, it is rumoured, that these stories take sooo long to tell, that they take 5X longer to hear out compared to what the actual story played out in real time as it happened. Brendan’s favourite subject is medieval history, Brendan’s are like a walking encyclopaedia on world history and battles between countries and kingdoms all over the world. Brendan’s are EXTREMELY knowledgeable on all topics they are passionate about. Brendan’s will talk for 4-6 Hours straight about Russians history, Mongolian history or Vikings, just to name a few. Be warned! Certain words such as Aeroplanes, swords/knives or anything relating to sexual intercourse will result in another 3 hr, one way, verbal ear bashing that wont end until he naturally comes back out of he’s talking trance, there’s no cure! Ignoring don’t work, playing on your phone doesn’t work, even walking away doesn’t work! Brendan’s will even unknowingly follow you to the toilet while still talking when stuck in this trance!
SARAH...My grandfather loves to always yarn with anyone and everyone and he Knows so much about EVERYTHING and always talks about the old days, it’s like he knows about every historical event that’s ever happened since the day of Earth was created! maybe he is GOD!! EMMA...No he’s just a typical BRENDAN!
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Brendan

A very fat person with a discolored neck. Skips school to play fortnite and doesn’t achieve at school. Talks trash online but gets slapped in real life. He doesn't stop talking but when he does its because he’s eating
“Eww Look at that fat kid

Yeah His name is Brendan”
by Anonymous 514 May 18, 2019
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A guy that is immune to diabetes
Brendan eat so much chocolate how does he not have diabetes
by Lee bear May 25, 2019
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brendan bevola

A Brendan Bevola is a very broad and alternative name for a drink or beverage that is usually alcoholic

Derived from the Australian Football player, 'Brendan Fevola', the "Fev" in Fevola is much similar to the abbreviation of "Beverage" which is 'Bev'. Often you'll hear this at parties in Australia, more commonly in Victoria. Very basically, the term is just an alternative to the word "drink" or "beverage" or any specific drink.
Guy 1: "ay lads we good to leave for Mick's in an hour?"

Guy 2: "fuck, hang on bro, i gotta go pick up some Brendan Bevolas from the Bottle-o first!"

Guy 1: "oh true cunt i gotta grab some meself!"
by Seage May 28, 2019
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