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Boulders

Important, a big deal

Antonym of “pebbles”
Guy 1: This essay is not that important
Guy 2: No dude, this shit is boulders
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water around the boulder

Wanting to avoid answering a particular question or speaking about a particular subject, but still trying to be respectful enough to give an honest answer, even if it is a little bullshit.
Even though there are still 10 weeks left in the 2018-2019 NFL season, will Patrick Mahomes be the league MVP? "He's doing a good job but still has a lot to learn. Also, I know you had to ask that question so I'm just trying to put some water around the boulder.
by Pseudonym? November 12, 2018
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boulder bay

what the bottom of your toliet looks like after a crap.
you dropped so many rocks in the shitter, it looks like a boulder bay now.
by cythebeerguy October 8, 2016
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Boulder Boobies

Boobies so hard it could crush a human
"Daniel has some might boulder boobies!"
"Yeah I could tell with half of your face gone... "
by Surfmad February 6, 2022
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Boulder Highway Swamp Cooler

On a hot day, when sweat has accumulated down your ass crack, you drop your pants slightly and have someone blow air straight down your cheeks causing an evaporative cooler effect resulting an immediate drop in body temperature.
Tom was getting close to having a heat stroke so he had Tammy hook him up with a Boulder Highway Swamp Cooler to cool him off.
by John Baggins June 18, 2022
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Over-the-shoulder-boulder

A term used in sexual related jokes which are designed in a manner to insult women. Done while fucking a chick in a rocky area. As the man is about to Skeet, he reaches over his shoulder and picks up a boulder behind him. He then slams the rock down onto the woman as he nuts, killing her in the process.
We were out at Lake Travis over spring break and I met this dirty whore. I got her wasted and was fucking her out on the cliff over the lake. She kept bitching about me taking so long so I gave her the "over-the-shoulder-boulder." Yeah, she shut the fuck up.
by Gangsta Rich June 20, 2006
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Boulder Jones

RACISM-Boulder Jones
by SuckleNuts October 4, 2023
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