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Bicycle

A bicycle is a commonly-used word in which includes a large, colossal, monstrous tank, with spiky objects around its green tires that sheds trees within a second. According to scientists, it includes two, long swords at its back... But don't worry kids, it's not dangerous at all.
Kid: Mama, look, what's that?
31-year-old woman: RUN, IT'S A BICYCLE.
by anonymous July 22, 2023
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bicycle

a metal bar with 2 wheels
i just rode my bicycle 10 miles
by Lane-Games October 4, 2020
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fat tire bicycle

Its a combined definition of fat tire and bicycle. Fat tire is a fat chick that you bang in the belly button. and a bicycle is a slut. So a fat tire bicycle is a slut that is fat and you don't wanna fuck her pussy so you stick it in her bellybutton.
by The-effin'-man January 26, 2010
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building a bicycle

when a person is taking so long to get ready it becomes painful for others, unbeknownst to the culprit
"Jeez, Kelly what took you so long, were you building a bicycle?!"
by rolfmeyers February 19, 2010
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magical bicycle

How you gets home from the pub after a monumental night of drinking.
“Went on the piss last night. No idea how I got home, must have taken the magical bicycle“.
by biguglybootneck April 27, 2024
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Bicycle Helmet Generation

"Bicycle Helmet Generation", a term crowned by American Standup Comedian Bill Burr used to describe Generation Z (Zoomers). The term comes from the need to overcompensate for safety, and thus sacrifice the fun that the activity originally had. Which is something that most people in Generation Z had to grow up with, usually enforced by their parents. This obsession with over-the-top safety is a key characteristic of what defines the generation that's well known for being too sheltered. This is characterized by Byclicle helmets in which most children are forced to wear for "their own good". This being a key sample where excessive safety measures have taken the place of fun, in what should have been a free and spontaneous activity. This is also characterized by overprotectiveness, and a parent/guardians' general fear to give their child the slightest bit of autonomy.
Why were what should have been the fun physical activities of my childhood so boring and vapid?

I guess that's because I grew up in the Bicycle Helmet Generation
by Oddballer November 12, 2020
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