building a bicycle

when a person is taking so long to get ready it becomes painful for others, unbeknownst to the culprit

"Jeez, Kelly what took you so long, were you building a bicycle?!"

by rolfmeyers February 19, 2010

Bicycle

AKA discord user "RealMax". The walking form of swag, as awesome as they come. The realist of the real ones. A true inspiration to society.

"Wow dude! Almost a bicycle-level brain you got there."

"What in bicycles name?"

by Novaphobia September 25, 2021

Bicycle

A bicycle is a commonly-used word in which includes a large, colossal, monstrous tank, with spiky objects around its green tires that sheds trees within a second. According to scientists, it includes two, long swords at its back... But don't worry kids, it's not dangerous at all.

Kid: Mama, look, what's that?
31-year-old woman: RUN, IT'S A BICYCLE.

by anonymous July 22, 2023

bicycle

a metal bar with 2 wheels

i just rode my bicycle 10 miles

by Lane-Games October 4, 2020

Red Bicycle Brand

When you wipe to vigorously too often and develop a red welt up your back emanating from your ass crack.

"I was gonna take Brenda to brown town, but she had that red bicycle brand, and my boner died instantly."

by Whoremonger October 1, 2025

Orange bicycle

While you’re working, somebody pinches your bicycle, rides it to your house and bangs your missus.

Mad as the other day, finished work to find somebody had done the orange bicycle to me.

by Dutchy247 January 30, 2020

Town Bicycle

A very promiscuous woman. The term’s metaphorical meaning is “because everyone in town gets a ride.”

He was traumatized to learn that his wife was a town bicycle in her high school days.

by Cool one 860 July 23, 2025