Beads

A descriptive word for anything that is trash, shit, and/or basic af.

Dan: "Did you see the new Sonic trailer?"
Isaac: "Yeah that shit was beads bro."

by Uh ok v3 May 20, 2019

Bead Seed

A viscous fluid that clings to anal beads and usually consist of semen, fecal matter, lubricants, etc... In certain areas of the U.S. this is referred to as "anal sludge" or "dirty seed".

"Cathy and I had a great session last night until I pulled out her last anal bead. A few drops of bead seed squirted on my face but I was a trooper and mounted her nether region".

by Vag Invader June 8, 2014

clay beads

Clay Beads, a bead made out of clay to make gorgeous braclet sold on Etsy and only social media platforms, they can come in all different shades of colors

Bestie: “ do you like my clay beads braclet?”
Other Bestie:” yes it’s so cute, I love that pink on you!”

by KarlIsHonkingHot November 24, 2021

bead corn

A corn cob made of beads and pipe cleaners

Hey Betsy Sue, that the best darn bead corn this side of the railroad tracks.

by Hayyluv October 5, 2022

Anal beads

Anal beads are beads you stick in your arsehole

Damn I wanna stick some anal beads in my arse

by GlizzyBlizzy November 21, 2022

Squeegee beads

When the anus is oozing of mucus membranes after use of sex anal beads

I'm going to get squeegee beads tonight at the swingers party

by Freezer pop May 25, 2022

bead

to bead someone

Winning a match using anal beads as a cheating device.

Fabio: "Cüs! Can't believe Hans bead Magnus."
Daniel: "He improved a lot lately, that's more than impressive!"
Ian: "I heard rattling coming from his seat, something is fishy"

by CagnusArlsen October 5, 2022