Bungee Beading

Bungee jumping, but instead of a bungee cord, there's a couple hundred feet of anal bead up your butt and you have to clench to stop.
Person 1: "Did you hear Derek went Bungee Beading last weekend?"
Person 2: "Yeah! Everyone always said he was a tight ass."
by your. real. name. August 09, 2019
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Thai Prayer Beads

Anal Beads

Calqued from French.
Few things are more pleasurable than someone pulling some Thai Prayer Beads out of you.
by ApricotFields May 23, 2025
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Need-Bead

No matter how long a string of anal beads are,...the NEED-BEAD is the very last bead that must "NOT" be inserted. The NEED-BEAD must be left out to insure retrieval of the remaining beads.
Accidently put the NEED-BEAD all the way in...Of course it got stuck, so we banged and I got it out later.
by Sick Em D October 26, 2022
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hooker beads

True definition of Mardi Gras beads, according to Crystal
Those hooker beads really make your eyes sparkle .
by Delorisgreen August 13, 2015
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bustin' beads

Oh my goodness, it's so hot outside I immediately started bustin' beads !
by tsmizzleee321 May 11, 2011
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses
Person 2: Yes.
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