thomas basham

ultimate stud, who has a freakishly large penis that will destroy whatever is in its path

Aiden: Bro have u seen thomas bashams cock??!!!???
Marcus: Yeah cunt that shit be bigger than my leg fr
Aiden: Giggity

by deanos the stud October 27, 2022

Ashton Brayshaw

Ashton Brayshaw is the kind of guy who would try to microwave a Pop-Tart and then wonder why his house smells like a science experiment gone wrong. He once attempted to train a squirrel to fetch his car keys, but all he got was a very angry rodent and a lost key fob. Ashton firmly believes that if you press an elevator button multiple times, it goes faster, and he has an ongoing feud with a vending machine that "stole" his dollar back in 2017. His biggest claim to fame is almost winning a hot dog eating contest—except he got distracted halfway through trying to argue whether a hot dog is a sandwich. Classic Ashton. Ever since his marriage on September 21, 2013 he has gained over 50 kilos. Bro used to be able to see his dick by looking down and now he can't. He is a teacher and Mr Brayshaw is so sigma alpha. BTW his wifes name is Marie-Lisa Brayshaw.

Student 1: I Love You Ashton Brayshaw
Mr Brayshaw: I love you too kiddo

by Tawfik (Fik-"Whats Tasmania?") March 27, 2025

Wesley Basham

Wesley is the crazy brother you will ever meat he is funny strong sometimes nice but he l;Ike's to beat up his sisters he is stubborn but a good brother sometimes he can get on nerves and be rude but I promise you once you meet him you deal with it so long Wesley Basham.

Wesley Basham a good friend and brother.

by Sunflower4life! June 14, 2025

Being a Haley Basham

The act of being a sad and quite regardless of others. This is what you can call someone when they try to be annoying by making very weird facial jesters while being very awquard

Wow she’s annoying she’s kind of being a Haley Basham

by Connors Head is an Egg June 20, 2019