bathroom

what teens call bathroom is really should be called textroom.

dude 1: "may i have the bathroom pass?"

teacher: "yes u may"

dude 1: "dude ill be back i got to go to the bathroom"

dude 2: "so ill make sure my phone is on, right?"

dude 1: "ya pretty much"

by burnett_blond_brain_#1 April 23, 2010

bathroom

It's where all the dicks hang out

Guy 1 - Hey I'll be back in a sec, I have to use the bathroom.

Guy 2 - Use caution, I hear it's where all the dicks hang out.

by cooper7926 April 17, 2006

bathroom fetish

When you’re sexually attracted to watching someone use the bathroom.

Dennis:(Looks over bathroom stall) Damn, you lookin fine.

Tyler: Tf bro. You got a bathroom fetish?
Dennis: Yeah bro

Tyler: Bro, miss me with that gay shit.

by OhNaNaWhatsMaName January 2, 2018

Bathroom Party

When you and a a couple of your close friends, sometimes more, drift away from the actual party to do 'other things'...aka drugs, in the bathroom. Therefor starting your own separate party in a small little fancy room next to some strangers toilet.

I mean you've got running water, nice lighting, rolled up 20's. That's enough for a nice little soiree

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*

Stranger: What the fuck is that banging noise coming from the bathroom?

Bathroom attendees: Don't worry, Bathroom Party, we're just nailing up picture frames *sniff* :D

by Link. November 23, 2010

bathroom (s)talker

Bathroom (s)talkers are those people who are talking to you while you're going to the bathroom but they sorta try to look at ur ffet under the stall and kinda stalk you.

"Hey, Hannah is that you," the bathroom (s)talker says to the person in the stall while kinda trying to see wqho it is without watching them pee.

by Sammar101 January 18, 2008

Bathroom Fug.

When some has a dump in the bathroom, then closes the door, sometimes without flushing. The next person to open the door and go into the bathroom is the victim of the Bathroom Fug.

Queen of England: Oh Lordy, I went into the lavatory to be met by the most overpowering Bathroom Fug.
Prince Philip: Yes...erm...one of the corgies, I believe.

by Inventive, no? June 16, 2009

bathroom backlash

When someone in a public restroom (especially at work) gets angry at the lack of cleanliness/maintenance and purposely trashes the place by throwing paper towels on the floor etc.

Co-Worker 1: Wow! Is the janitor on vacation this week? The bathroom on the first floor is a total mess.

Co-Worker 2: Totally! I was so pissed, I was feeling some bathroom backlash so I totally trashed stall 3.

by yowas August 4, 2009