An American bookseller, with the largest number of retail outlets in the United States. Founded in New York City in 1886 as Arthur Hinds & Company. Renamed to Hinds & Noble when Gilbert Clifford Noble was made a partner, then renamed to Barnes & Noble after Noble purchased the company and hired William Barnes. Now operates over 600 retail stores nationwide and is a Mecca for book lovers like me. Many have cafés that serve Starbucks coffee.
Regular person’s ideal date: dinner and a movie.
Nerd’s ideal date: Barnes & Noble and reading a book mutually picked.
Nerd’s ideal date: Barnes & Noble and reading a book mutually picked.
by Lonely_Weirdo March 4, 2021
Get the Barnes & Noblemug. When a guy that is shorter than the average height is on the back of a bitch that's bent over and is taller than 6'4. Her ass also needs to be big enough to stand on with skyzone grip socks while he's holding onto her side and squatting his dick in.
Jason: How was skyzone afterparty last night?
Devin: It was great, this girl showed me how to do the Jameson Barns, I stood on this tall bitch and fucked her downward.
Devin: It was great, this girl showed me how to do the Jameson Barns, I stood on this tall bitch and fucked her downward.
by CAVEMANKIND July 3, 2023
Get the Jameson Barnsmug. by Bellden July 11, 2022
Get the Daniel Barnesmug. A specific way of making a Barnes alcoholic drink. The Canadian Barnes is specifically made by combining Canadian Club and Canada Dry.
The name is derived from Ernest Hemingway's classic, "The Sun Also Rises."
The name is derived from Ernest Hemingway's classic, "The Sun Also Rises."
"It's been a long day at the bull-fight, I could really go for a barnes."
"Make mine a Canadian Barnes."
"Make mine a Canadian Barnes."
by BlackMarigolds2 May 11, 2010
Get the Canadian Barnesmug. by Tb_04 May 7, 2018
Get the meat barnmug. Can you believe that guy from Coldplay that Gwyneth Paltrow married, comparing his band to U2? What a fucking tool barn.
by Mr. Dude Man July 11, 2006
Get the tool barnmug. A chain of bulk food stores in Canada.
Easy to steal copious amount of junk food from your local Bulk Barn.
Easy to steal copious amount of junk food from your local Bulk Barn.
Emma: "I'm so fuckin' hungry, but I have noooo money to buy food!"
Hannah: "Dude, we'll go to Bulk Barn, shove a bunch of candy in our bags and eat that!"
Emma: "Champion idea! They never catch you there!"
Hannah: "Dude, we'll go to Bulk Barn, shove a bunch of candy in our bags and eat that!"
Emma: "Champion idea! They never catch you there!"
by ceramic_smoothie June 16, 2009
Get the Bulk Barnmug.