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Jesus

An amazing flirty,intelligent,kind,and fun guy who normally is good in bed and has a big dick.
OMG my best friend Jesus has a big duck I just wish I could fuck him
by Puffblower April 7, 2019
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Jesus

A neck bearded loser that came back from the dead to die again
Person1: woah is that Jesus

Person2:yes
Person1:isn’t he the dumb fun that died twice
Personwithaneckbeard:no that was very cool what he did U fat skinny cunt
by U_r_B_a_D_k_I_d December 11, 2020
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Jesus

Did that Santa is Jesus
by TheThingSBJJ November 11, 2020
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Jesus

Jesus is so cool
by Swagstar123 August 31, 2016
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Jesus

Seth Thomas quoted "Call me daddy.... No call me ...JESUS"
Hi Jesus your not gay
by JESUS😝 January 14, 2019
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Jesus

super hot and funny guy. will always put a smile on your face and does not always mow lawns... just sometimes when you pay good money.
no example of Jesus
by thegreatesteversteff January 1, 2017
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Jesus

Me
I am Jesus!!!
by Jesus_in_spanish May 28, 2018
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