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Talking like a Wesley

When someone is talking to you and you have no idea what their talking about, but you just can't stop listening because you love listening to them.
"Wesley I have no idea what your talking about, but I love listening to you." That person at the bar last night was "Talking like a Wesley."
by Spacewrangler October 19, 2015
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wesley keen

soccer asshole who likes to perv on girls and get fucked in the ass
Man that dude over there is such a Wesley Keen.
by PappaSmurf69420 October 29, 2018
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Wesley

People named Wesley are the sexiest people around, they always brighten up your day and turn you on just by listening to their voice or seeing their body or face. They have the most amazing singing voice that can make you nut in just a second and also are incredibly smart. Just having them tutor you for an hour will help your grades go up by 15 percent. They are exceptionally good at math and science and always get full marks in tests. Especially in EOY English tests. They have the sexiest Moustaches and are the tallest and manliest and hottest men out there. They are most compatible with Ruth's but they are extremely weak against Marcy's and Tasty's.
Person 1: Oh my god is he a Wesley? I heard they're very nice in bed. Person 2: He's mine don't even look at him. Person 1: Keep dreaming we both know we have no chance with him because we're not a Ruth.
by Wesleyissexy October 15, 2023
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Wesley

Aims to disappoint Taylor as a 24/7 gig…also sucks at guessing bingo themes
Me: Hey Wesley what’s the bingo theme?

Wesley: pumpkin
by Xxtot October 3, 2022
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Wesley

Wesley is the cheapest bloke you’ve ever met although he’s always down to get on the bludge, Wesley is full of shit and thinks he’s some pretty hot stuff but he’s the next Best thing to a piece of crust that’s a year old and jammed down the side of the couch, Wesley should do more for William as William has always had to make up for where Wesley lacks( pretty much everything)
Omg what a wesley (wanker)
by Wesleyisgay July 17, 2021
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Wesley

by Sweetest Friend September 29, 2021
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Pulling a Wesley

Used to describe somebody who is horribly RACIST, and has been for generations in his family. They activly wish for and participate in the buying and selling of minorities, all while trying to hide their racist side from the public. This doesent always work as their true beliefs often break through in large outbursts when coming into contact with a minority for any extended period of time.
"I've seen how Throbberts looks at him, he must be pulling a Wesley"
by Friendly-Fella May 1, 2024
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