Cheeseburger Speech

When one of your friends has to make an oral report but doesn't know what to say. He then proceeds to awkwardly talk about cheeseburgers for the next 20 minutes. Everyone in the classroom is dumbfounded.

His cheeseburger speech made me cry of laughter.

by Hobo from Hell August 1, 2012

Cheeseburger

idk, but you look like you just ate seven of them

you ate too many cheeseburgers

by Big Chef Cook December 11, 2020

Cheeseburger

A unit of measurement used in the U.S.

Tim: How much farther is the campsite?
Brian: It's about 17000 cheeseburgers away.
Tim: Oh.

by Beoejsa a March 2, 2020

sweaty cheeseburger

its a cheeseburger covered in sweat. that is it

that sweaty cheeseburger is covered in sweat

by ªş October 5, 2023

The Cheeseburger Test

If you can see her butt hole when she stands up, she needs a cheeseburger.

Police officer 1: Excuse me, ma'am, I'm going to need you to wrap this towel around your waste and come with us.
Random THOT: What!, because of my thong!? this is bullshit! Why aren't you harassing any of these other girls!?
Police officer 2: Sorry, ma'am, this beach has a strict 'passes the cheeseburger test' only policy for thongs.
Police officer 1: Here, ma'am (hands her a cheeseburger) I'm going to have to ask you to eat this. It's the law.

by Someone who misses their balls September 6, 2020

Rodeo Cheeseburger

The Rodeo Cheeseburger consists of a sesame seed bun, a hamburger patty, barbecue sauce, onion rings, and a slice of cheese. Together they form the The Greatest Burger that one can eat. Conveniently it is a value menu item.

"This Rodeo Cheeseburger just made me happy despite the fact that I just lost my bid for a piece of the Aggro Crag". (Losing a bid for the Aggro Crag will cause one to commit suicide)

by Bakobuc August 20, 2011

Cheeseburger

A average player in a video game who assumes they have the brain of a professional.

How did he kill me? What a cheeseburger.

by Atxgl May 22, 2019