college football sensation at ole miss and future nfl superstar; already been nfl defensive rookie of the year
by John Brasher February 14, 2008

by bonziwolf April 19, 2018

the act of masturbating or having sex and using a flammable substance as lubricant and then setting your penis on fire while ejaculating for better pleasure
by the 5 footer November 3, 2019

by RiceCumball May 22, 2022

by ryan villiams May 31, 2009

Friend: How was it with the chick from last night?
Me: I gave her a Willy Wig and it was hot.
Friend: Daym I can’t wait to do that.
Me: I gave her a Willy Wig and it was hot.
Friend: Daym I can’t wait to do that.
by jackpr101 December 13, 2022

Being completely legless as a result of too much alcohol consumption (preferably whilst dressed as Willy Wonker).
by T Yo February 22, 2009
