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Easter ass whooping

The beating you catch or deliver on Easter Sunday Considered especially severe because it happens on a holy day usually right after church while somebody is still in their good clothes and dress shoes
The circumstances alone make it worse You’re already dressed up family is watching, and the Lord is a witness. If you threw hands on Easter, you either had a very good reason or absolutely no self-control.
“He tried me at the family cookout on Easter. Gave him an Easter ass whooping right there in the yard with my tie still on.”
by Beautifuljoycee March 31, 2026
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Federal Ass Whooping

noun

A severe, crushing punishment, defeat, or set of consequences—typically one delivered or enforced by federal authorities, U.S. government agencies (such as the FBI, IRS, DOJ, or ICE), patriotic citizens, national law enforcement, or the full weight of the federal system—implying repercussions that are far more serious, inescapable, and overwhelming than ordinary or local retribution.

The phrase frequently appears in FAFO (“Fuck Around and Find Out”) scenarios, where individuals or groups provoke or challenge federal power and subsequently “find out” through aggressive legal, investigative, or physical enforcement actions.

The term blends the vulgar idiom “ass whooping” (a thorough beating, literal or figurative) with “federal” to underscore the immense resources, authority, and inescapability of national government intervention, often invoked as a warning in political, protest, or defiance-related contexts.
“That Antifa guy spat on a federal agent and caught a federal ass whooping he earned—classic FAFO moment.”

“Cross those lines from those Americans and you’ll catch a federal ass whooping from the them—pure FAFO.”
by Va Jay Jay Sinz January 10, 2026
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