what in the absolute fuck

The most extreme variant of what the fuck. Considered to be one step above what in the actual fuck.

"Hey Tom, we're gonna need you to come in this weekend." "Really?" "Yeah. Also, the client moved the deadline from next month, to next Thursday..." "Okay...What in the absolute fuck?"

by otakudude303 October 8, 2018

What in the actual fuck

Why the fuck would you search this?

What in the actual fuck are you doing here.

by Pejdndi January 8, 2020

Fuck The What

An exclamation used when describing an event later, NOT when it is happening. Associated with wtf and ftw it used in later describing disbelief at something.

Tim: "...and I was like 'dick flavored pizza? Fuck the what!"
Eric: "Yeah dude. Too bad im vegan."

by King KaRmA April 19, 2009

What the Kentucky Fried Fuck

Can be shortened to WTKFF, a synonym of wtf.

The colonel walks into the store to find an employee fucking the chicken sandwich, "What the Kentucky Fried Fuck!" he shouts

by Anson's Mate April 7, 2020

Fuck the what

Not caring about a particular problem anymore.

Whatever.

Ticket inspector- Kid, let me see your ticket please.

Todd- Ah damn, where is it? I think I dropped it on the way here.

Ticket collector- You know what? Fuck the what man, get in kid.

Todd- Thanks:)

by Norule March 21, 2009

FUCK THE WHAT

The proper counter response to "WHat the fuck." A way of telling those seedy bastards to mind their own fking business. Example ; Someone different walks by in such and such a way and people nearby exclaimeth "What the fuck!?%?" This person then calmy diffuses the akward social situation by responding thus..."Fuck the what." leaving the moronic peanut gallery of mediocrity behind...

"Fuck the what, man...."

by BANtheIFForever November 20, 2020

What in the Mother Fuck?

“What in the Mother Fuck” you ONLY use in a country accent.

What in the Mother Fuck? You don’t do anything right!

by brocousinbro March 3, 2023