Vertically impared

(ADJ) Used to describe a very short person in an ghetto educated manner.

Me: Hey Did you see that boy walk past just now.
You: Yeaahhh he was vertically impared

by Lil QuaQua May 6, 2012

Vertical Newton

The vertical newton is an exciting, arousing, fast-paced newfangled form of foreplay that involves multiple senses by inserting the penile organ into the partner's ear. Due to the blood pressure and sensitivity to temperature of the ear, the intensity of the foreplay is heightened. Warning: not for beginners. If you are not in tune with your partner, it is very easy to damage their eardrum permanently.

"dang that girl knew just how to get me! She BEGGED for the vertical newton."

by Austin Hunkoolovin August 17, 2009

set vertical

Whatever is required to have sex standing up

Dave got set vertical going to hammer it home!

by smashed_crab April 27, 2005

Vertically Challenged

Very short; without much physical height

My brother is very vertically challenged.

by Dusty Divot June 1, 2018

Vertical

Used in phrases like, "going vertical" or "straight up vertical" as an allusion to going all in on a situation or something being awesome.
Also a in reference to slitting wrists vertically as this drastically increases chances of death.

Oren: Did you see Sahalo hit that 50/50?

Sage: Ya! That shit was straight vertical!

by TurdHazz April 1, 2017

vertice

to tell someone that you was drunk;had sex; enjoyed jourself

1~i was so vertice last night.
2~ robby and i verticed
3~the party was so vertice,

by bradwin vraagom May 19, 2005

Vertically challenged

A dwarf, a midget

Hey look, it’s a midget!
I wonder what it’s like being vertically challenged

by Pozzyboy123 October 26, 2019