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Sksksksk,oops dropped my hydroflask.”-vsco girls
“No one fucking cares.”-rando
by Boo____ November 5, 2019
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Vsco girl

A strange sub-species of humans, predominantly female. Almost always found wearing a puka shell necklace, multiple scrunchies, a tube top, and shoes like crocs, vans, or Birkenstocks. Wild vsco girls will almost always be caught carrying a hydroflask. If you were to witness a vsco girl drop a hydroflask, you would notice the strange call of distress you would hear; and I oop-. If you hear this, beware, because this call almost always attracts more vsco girls. However, the most dangerous aspect of this odd species is their unique and headache-inducing mating call. If you are approached by a vsco girl who proceeds to vocalize this: sksksksksksksksksksksksksk
My best advice for you is to run.

I also do not recommend attempting to tame said vsco girl, as this will surely result in death or serious injury. Vsco girls are pack animals, so you will likely spot them in large groups. Be respectful of groups of vsco girls, and do not attempt to hunt them. Scientists predict that vsco girls will become an endangered species by June 2020.
Girl: yesterday Zoe dropped her hydro flask and said and I oop-
Girl 2- oh my gosh she's a vsco girl, be careful around her
by Superbasicwhitegirl September 22, 2019
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A STUPID BITCH WHO PISSES PEOPLE OFF. vsco girls will usually have all of the following:
•hydroflask

•shell choker
scrunchies
•a bad attitude

And will constantly say sksksks and I oop-

WARNING: do not approach a vsco girl, they have mind powers and will turn you into one
Vsco girl: omg Veronica is that a new scrunching?! Sksksksks
Veronica: yes, sksksks
Vsco girl: and I oop-
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VSCO GIRL

A dumb bitch with an identity crisis.

- Vsco girls wear oversized t-shirts and scrunchies, their hair is put up in a messy bun and they usually top off their outfit with puravida bracelets. Vsco girls carry their useless hydroflasks everywhere (that they don't even drink out of) and they most likely own hundreds of redbubble stickers. True vsco girls wear crocs and birkenstocks, as well as puka shell necklaces that look like they are cutting of their circulation. They own thousands of metal straws and have a mental breakdown everytime they leave them at home. Their instagram stories are mostly of shared posts to do with dying turtles and the environment. Their vocabulary consists of 'and i oop' and 'sksksksksk'. and they choose to believe that they rule the damn world.
SAVE THE TURTLES ;)
"AND I OOP"
"Oh great, another vsco girl."
by vscogirlsareoverrated September 2, 2019
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That one basic annoying girl i school usually named Rebbeca and wears a shell necklace and has more that 50 scrunchies also has more that 1 hydro flask and metal straws
Girl 1 “Ew who’s that”
Girl 2 “that’s Rebbeca the vsco girl she’s so annoying
Rebbeca:“ and i opp- sksksksksks
by ThatOneFisteylatina November 11, 2019
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VSCO Girl

An asshole who thinks they are cool
by DICTIONARY 420 September 9, 2019
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a girl that is an annoying bitch. most vsco girls have a oversized t-shirt or sweatshirt, normally have scrunchies, they most likely wear Vans. and don't forget they have that fucking Hydro flask to complete the annoying ass look. they also say statements like sksksksksks and and i oop- also save the turtles
vsco Girl: skskskskksksks and i oop
Me: what the fuck she's such a vsco girl
by u bettr sutp September 27, 2019
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