you know that feeling when you just really want a specific person to just fuck your shit up. you want to fuck that person so bad.
by yaboitrent October 31, 2020
The cock tractor is a means of transportation as well as a sexual prank performed between two partners.
To perform the Cock tractor, while receiving the cock, the person on top must jam their index and middle finger into the asshole of the bottom, taking them by surprise and making them thrust their hips in an upward motion.
To perform the Cock tractor, while receiving the cock, the person on top must jam their index and middle finger into the asshole of the bottom, taking them by surprise and making them thrust their hips in an upward motion.
"Me and the boys went to town with J's cock tractor"
"We were having sex and suddenly she made me into her cock tractor!"
"We were having sex and suddenly she made me into her cock tractor!"
by Cock-cymbal November 12, 2019
When you smash a lightbulb on your penis and then fuck a rhino from behind, you proceed to have a funeral for the rhino which is carried away on a 2007 John Deere.
by Welch's gummies October 17, 2017
by Ryanchiller8 January 16, 2015
Dude, the strippers at the bachelor party were having a good old fashioned Connecticut Tractor Pull.
by Supertrucker56 October 16, 2022
Often seen as as a derivative of the Idaho Ratio, the Tractor Factor represents the correlation of one's "presence" to the size of their tractor. In common usage (see example #1), the Tractor Factor is used to judge the size of one's tractor by their "presence". Conversely, the Tractor Factor may be the judgement of one's presence by the size of their tractor (see example #2).
Example #1
Bro #1: Man, that guy has a HUGE Tractor Factor.
Bro #2: Yeah, bro. He must be packing one hell of a tractor.
Example #2:
Bro #1: Holy shit, that tractor is very small.
Bro #2: Damn, the owner's tractor factor must be tiny.
Bro #1: F.
Bro #1: Man, that guy has a HUGE Tractor Factor.
Bro #2: Yeah, bro. He must be packing one hell of a tractor.
Example #2:
Bro #1: Holy shit, that tractor is very small.
Bro #2: Damn, the owner's tractor factor must be tiny.
Bro #1: F.
by OneBrickyBoy March 31, 2019
by Novanir July 16, 2021