Thunder Stealer

An asshole who attempts to steal the attention of another at a certain time.

Victim: "Dude, i just beat my guy at a wrestling match, 6-3!"

Friend: "Congratulations!"

Thunder Stealer: "Yeah, well I pinned my guy."

by Disius Ramirez December 1, 2011

Pink Thunder

An especially loud, deep-toned queef. An emanation of air from deep within the vaginal canal.

As the orgasm subsided, Allison let loose the Pink Thunder, gently rustling the hairs in Bob's goatee and frightening the cat.

by MTroadtripper September 14, 2011

Thunder Thief

When someone tries stealing your thunder when you are excitedly taking praise for something.

When someone tries to always outshine you.

Example 1:

I climbed mount everest without mount picks or a jacket. What am amazing feat for me!

Thunder Thief would say to everyone "Oh yeh, i did it without shoes, food or oxygen!"

Example 2:

You would say something like this to a group of your friends "I made the best cookies today."

Thunder Thief would say "Whatever they were total garbage. They were crusty and gross."

Reply: You are such a Thunder Thief.

by Kerjner 1 December 20, 2010

Thunder Bubbles

When one is sitting down in the bathtub and farts. Making stinky bubbles arise from the water passing out the back of the ass or between the legs and balls tickling the balls and or vagina, and creating a thundering blast against the tub.

As mike was sitting in the bathtub he farted, creating a thundering noise against the tub for everyone to hear, and also creating stinky bubbles that imersed through the sides of his balls and to the surface of the water. Creating Thunder Bubbles.

by JonnySahls May 22, 2010

Thunder Jizz

When a guy ejaculates and farts at the same time.

My girl likes thunder jizz, so I ordered taco bell.

by 1luckypenny September 8, 2017

Crotch Thunder

Slang for a queef. Short expulsion of trapped air in ones vagina.

She was really amazing in bed, however, I was really put off by the cacophony of crotch thunder towards the end.

by Patlanskyjake February 17, 2023

furniture thunder

When your upstairs neighbors are rearranging their furniture at random times throughout the day, so it sounds like thunder. Sometimes people actually mistake furniture thunder, for real thunder itself.

Honey, is there a thunderstorm outside?

No, it's just furniture thunder from Eric upstairs.

by Medicus007 September 23, 2016