pants zipper

a dude with a penis so small you mistaken it for his pants zipper

Girl 1: Sooo how was last night ??😏😏😏
Girl 2: Big disappointment, his dick was so small I thought it was his pants zipper I was pulling 😒😒😒

by leaf shinobi August 5, 2019

slippery zipper

1: an unfaithful man (boyfriend/husband) i.e.- My husband is a slippery zipper.

2: to be sexually active (multiple partners) i.e.- that man whore has a slippery zipper.

1: When my husband drinks, he becomes one slippery zipper.

2: " I do not like that club. There are too many slippery zippers there.

by gusnado August 15, 2012

zipper cop

A married police officer who cheats on his wife

I know of at least 5 zipper cops in my time.

by NoMoneyNoBunny December 29, 2024

Foot zipper

The act of running ones thumb up another persons foot bottom thus a zipper motion.

Dat girls tootsies was hanging out the covers so I foot zippered her when I went to get a beer.

by Rusty felcher June 3, 2018

snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

Fish Zipper

A Woman that has a very fishy/raunchy smelling vagina that one would be off put by.

Whoa!!! Did you catch the Fish Zipper on that one?

by Rocksteady23 April 22, 2022

Zipper mouth

Hard core Russians who do not talk,smile, and or even acknowledge your existence. Even while in your country and or on vacation abroad.

The zipper mouths walked by on New Years Eve. With no festive greeting and lacking any other facial emotions. Cold stare straight ahead even when invited to communicate.

by cumagain October 8, 2013