shlong jockey

someone who rides a penis

"that guy is a bit of a shlong jockey aint he" "damn right, he rides it like a melbourne Cup horse"

by sir alfred winggingly, the 14th disiple of the dali lama October 21, 2004

mom jockey

1.some one that loves railing moms

2.dads

Sensory Orchestras geoff is a mom jockey

by laser wook April 1, 2010

Adrenaline jockey

same thing as an adrenaline junkie.

someone who does dangerous things in order to get an adrenaline rush

John: "I went cliff diving yesterday!"
Bob: "You're such an adrenaline jockey."

by i1269ifyouknowwhatimean June 3, 2013

Scrot Jockey

A derogatory term for a male who frequently handles other men's scrotums.

Sebastian is cool. Taylor, however, is a scrot jockey.

by DinosaurusDorian February 15, 2014

spoon jockey

Someone who be going against they race and shit.

Chris Chan is a spoon jockey white boy

by LordSillyNipples June 24, 2020

stroller jockey

A parent who brings their children in a stroller, usuallly to places where children at stroller ages don't belong. Often accompanied by stroller parking and crying children. Usually they drag children where they don't want to go.

Why are all these stroller jockeys in Disney? They bring their children to a park with nothing for children under 5. I saw a 2 year old child in the haunted mansion, and he didn't stop crying until he was out of the ride.

by Rapata dude March 30, 2010

PP Jockey

A male or female that loves to ride a male penis. Performing intercourse with a male. Usually willing to fornicate at any time.

Girl you are a little PP Jockey!

by HopDaddy August 3, 2018