Mutual Dicking

The act of two people "screwing over" one another equally.
John complained about his order today, so we gave him a mutual dicking on the shipment of another order.
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Whose mutuals do you love the most?”

I love mrstark.idontfeelsogood’s mutuals!”
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Whose mutuals do you love the most?”

I love mrstark.idontfeelsogood’s mutuals!”
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mutual crust

Mutual crust is formed when you don't pull out after sex and fall asleep. Body fluid from both parties join and dry to form mutual crust all over their private parts.
Jack and Jill woke up Saturday morning and were stuck together by their mutual crust. They had to waddle to the shower together to free themselves of each other.
by jizzum baptism February 23, 2018
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mutually assured destruction

A type of unit in Command & Conquer Red Alert
"I'd biuld a MAD tank but they're so damn expensive"
by AHHHHHHHHH September 24, 2003
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Mutually Assured Destruction

Mutually Assured Destruction is where two parties end up destroying each other in the end. This can happen at the end of narcissistic relationships
David and I's relationship devolved to a platform of mutually assured destruction. He nearly took my life, so I made sure to destroy his reputation. He took my money, so I took his. He cheated on me, so I cheated on him. We were both nearly destroyed by the end.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 07, 2023
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