invert

a man who is completely bald on top but with a considerably sized full beard, this making his head look "inverted."

my dad decided to shave off his thinning hair but continued to grow his beard, now he is an invert.

by vindaloon May 27, 2023

inverted leprechaun

Ejaculating while doing a handstand into your partners mouth.

Did your hear that Shamus did a inverted leprechaun with Fiona after the party.

by Sweeper6 September 13, 2023

Inverted Nigga

The term used by the white male who has been granted his nigga card by a fellow nigga. Used to confuse and de-escalate a nigga upset by a white man using the term.

"It's acceptable for me to use nigga cuz I'm an inverted nigga, nigga."

by Jim Blackstone February 18, 2024

Invertal

A noun denoting a cooldown period. A short or long but always constant period of time that falls after or before an action.

The invertal of gestation for the alpaca is 345 days.

The invertal period for my air conditioning unit is about ten minutes.

by Intsomesesac February 11, 2024

Inverted Man

The opposite of the gender male, because women do not exist.

John: ¨Dude, look at that woman!¨
Dave: ¨Hey, its Inverted Man, dude.¨
John: ¨Sorry, thanks for reminding me.¨

by Flavortown February 19, 2020

Sleep inverted

A person who sleeps and ison the barley on the phone in the day but is awake and socially active during night

Omg I’m so sleep inverted all I do is chat at night

by MavricFTML September 28, 2019

Inverted Grizzly

When a woman's vagina is so hairy that It has hair on the inside as well.

A: I almost got laid last night, but had to get the fuck out when she took off her pants.
B: Why? She have a penis?
A: No, Inverted Grizzly.
B: Oh, snap.

by odInsanity March 26, 2009