pokey cactus

The act of a man covering his penis in glue, getting sand all over it, and having anal sex with his partner.

Since we're on the beach with a bottle of glue, how about I give you a pokey cactus?

by Bshshdbs March 10, 2016

SlimeGuyVR X Pokey

SlimeGuyVR X Pokey is valid and so cute

SlimeGuyVR X Pokey is valid UWU OWO

by SlimeGuyf6y7waesgbyeuf February 16, 2022

Pokey by

Something really really funny

Haha, that woman fell over, it was so pokey by

by Gaiustenedos November 22, 2011

Pokey

A pokey is a utensil key in the process of building a zoot (spliff). The pokey plays a role in poking down the excess weed towards the end of the zoot, the exciting thing about a pokey is it’s variation, for example one could use the sealed end from the string on your tracksuit top to poke with. However at some point usually after the 2nd or 3rd zoot people misplace the pokey so must ask someone else for one example to follow

In a low slurred tone “anyone got a pokey bruv” or “yak you got a pokeyyyy?

by Shmaaam December 4, 2022