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Cyber Tea Bag

The act of texting, googling, or using your mobile/cellular phone (other than talking on it), while dipping your testicles in someone's mouth.
Sarah was having a good time tonight while Ross was cyber tea bagging her.

Have you heard about Tiffany? Jason gives her cyber tea bags all the time.
by Michael Monteith March 1, 2010
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Canadian Tea Bag

(Verb) from the Latin "Conadion Teaus Baggus" - An act where you dip your scrotum in maple syrup before squating over another and repeatedly dropping your nuts on their face so as to imitate the action of a tea bag during steeping.
Last night the old lady asked me for a Canadian Tea Bag
by Paintandpowder April 11, 2022
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tea bag

Gaming: the act of repeatedly crouching over an opposing player who utterly had no chance of victory which in turn humiliates them.
Dude, that was awesome I just shotgunned this noob I'm gunna tea bag him now.
by TheOnlineGamer November 24, 2010
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Tea Bag

Where person giving the said "tea bag" holds penis in upward motion pulling up & uses but sack to slap ones forehead. This is done in a light swinging motion. Nuts can also lay on ones head and be considered the same.
Man lays nuts on ones forehead & says "tea bag!"
by BReady1989 November 19, 2015
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Angelas Tea Bag

When you take a solid poop, but after standing up you turn around and the poop has started to turn the water brown, much like a tea bag will change the color of the water.
OMG Becky, someone didn't flush the toilet and left a Angelas Tea Bag sitting there waiting for me.
by Chewy-girl February 5, 2019
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Double tea bag

When two dudes get back to back and squat over a persons face to place one ball bag over each eye or aka double tea bagging.
“Jim and Moe continuously Double tea bag me after I die in call of duty.”
by BarkGodeTheGouse December 31, 2022
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Canadian Tea-Bag

A sex act. The act of romantically placing one's scrotum in or around your partner's ear. The term originates from the fact that Keith Morrison (who is Canadian) has recorded a package of audio books that you may purchase that would allow his velvet voice make sweet phonic love to your ear holes.
My lover cooked me a delicious steak tonight so I let him Canadian Tea-Bag me after dinner.
by Linguistically Cunning June 16, 2022
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