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Canadian Tea Bag

(Verb) from the Latin "Conadion Teaus Baggus" - An act where you dip your scrotum in maple syrup before squating over another and repeatedly dropping your nuts on their face so as to imitate the action of a tea bag during steeping.
Last night the old lady asked me for a Canadian Tea Bag
by Paintandpowder April 11, 2022
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tea bag

A term to call British men who are considered 'dick wads'
Alex: Only women should wear an engagement ring. Never a man. That is wrong, wrong, wrong!
Michael: You're a tea bag! Pun intended!
by Lawen October 14, 2012
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Boston Tea Bag Party

You go into a room with a bunch of other guys, wearing disguises, while the woman lays on the bed with her mouth open, and you dump 342 teabags into her gullet.
I was thinking about a nice anniversary gift for my wife.
- How about you throw her a Boston Tea Bag Party?
by Jack N. Jit December 5, 2024
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Inverted Tea Bag

An Inverted Tea Bag is the delectable and often painful task of actually ejaculating your own testicles out of your own penis. This is accomplished by withholding from sex or self pleasure for 5 or more days. As climax is achieved the testis will exit the urethra and dangled oh so gracefully by the spermatic cords. It is then traditional to dab the testicles on a friend or lover's forehead.
The last time I attemped to do an Inverted Tea Bag only one of my testis came out. I had to hold a peanut near the end of my penis hole to entice the second testi to come out of its den.
by liboface October 31, 2011
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tea bag

Gaming: the act of repeatedly crouching over an opposing player who utterly had no chance of victory which in turn humiliates them.
Dude, that was awesome I just shotgunned this noob I'm gunna tea bag him now.
by TheOnlineGamer November 24, 2010
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Tea bag

Is a good funny nick name for a beautiful girl called Abbie
Hi tea bag
by Mcm06 December 9, 2021
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Angelas Tea Bag

When you take a solid poop, but after standing up you turn around and the poop has started to turn the water brown, much like a tea bag will change the color of the water.
OMG Becky, someone didn't flush the toilet and left a Angelas Tea Bag sitting there waiting for me.
by Chewy-girl February 5, 2019
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