majestic pleasure

the immense pleasure that will murder your ovaries that you feel when engaging in sexual activity with alex gaskarth or even while just gazing upon him

person 1: let's engage in sexual acts with alex gaskarth
person 2: okay but there might be too much majestic pleasure for us to handle

by majestic pleasure October 14, 2012

Pleasure breeze

A queef.

Ooh baby, you just let out a pleasure breeze!

by LolaTheTransSquirrel December 25, 2018

Lumberjack Pleasure

Masturbating vigorously in a flannel whilst holding and operating chainsaw.

"I walked in on Mitch having a Lumberjack Pleasure!"
"That guy is always givin himself a lumberjack pleasure."

by lumberjack77 January 1, 2015

Pleasure Science

Pleasure science studies the pleasures individuals feel and searches for ways they can feel more pleasure, longer, and more often.

The fundamental purpose of life is to feel pleasure. Some pleasures are more intense, some last longer, some are easier to feel. Pleasure Science searches for ways for humans to feel more pleasure, more often, and for longer periods of time.

by but for May 2, 2018

Pleasure Gums

A term used when a person has massive gums and you get that instant sexual urge to stroke them.

Kevin Bacon: "Gee whiz Barry, did you see that tart at the local Fishermans Club?"

Barry: "I sure did 80's movie star, Kevin Bacon. She had a fine set of pleasure gums!"

Kevin Bacon: "What i wouldnt give to pick the crumbs out of those pleasure gums!"

Barry: "Oh Kevin, you buffoon!"

by Ainsley Harriot Activist March 27, 2010

kinky pleasure

kinky pleasure is a phrase that describes all kind of activities that make you usually have physical or mental pain but because its so good/funny you end up doing to yourself multiple times.

Person A: My kinky pleasure is to watch Buzzfeed Videos.
Person B: You sick fuck...

by black-cat-69 January 11, 2018

pleasure pouch

Another word for a Zyn nicotine pouch

Anytime I’m drinking, I always crave a pleasure pouch.

Hey man, you mind in I get one of your pleasure pouches?

I really want a pp (pleasure pouch) in my mouth.

by TouchMyPeters October 15, 2023