junky thanksgiving

When a news channel buys you a sit down dinner, then films you shooting up in the bathroom for a news story

I'm used to taking money from strangers, but when they want to have dinner with me and put me on the t.v. that's junky Thanksgiving

by Okthanksbye May 8, 2018

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Arabian Thanksgiving

On or around Thanksgiving day you ejactulate into a large turkey baster and shove it into a female's vagina and squirt it inside and get her pregnant.

Jesus wasn't really conceived from God, Joeseph just did an Arabian Thanksgiving on Mary while she slept.

by SpareSaosinner December 26, 2011

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When you stuff a Thanksgiving turkey with feces and bake it in the oven at 450° for 3-6 hours. Serve with traditional Thanksgiving side dishes. Makes a nice brown gravy for your mashed potatoes.

Serves 4-6.

Mom: Son, this bird turned out amazing! What's your secret?

Son: I'll never tell! Okay, I put poop in the turkey.

Family: This is the best Bulgarian Thanksgiving ever!

Studio Audience: AWWWWW!

by spaghetti016 October 7, 2010

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Russian Thanksgiving

A cocktail invented by B. Ramsey in the fall of 2010 consisting of equal parts Wild Turkey 101 and any shelf vodka and a splash of cranberry.

Man, those Russian Thanksgivings we had last night totally fucked me up!

by ilike806 December 18, 2012

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T.F.F. (On Thanksgiving)

T.F.F.'s use on Thanksgiving or other decadent holidays.

Too Full To Fuck.

T.F.F. (On Thanksgiving)
Sally: "I might go out tonight, (on Thanksgiving) I just hope I don't meet any hot guys because I am seriously, T.F.F."

Jane:
"Yeah, we should just hit the dance floor and get some cardio instead!"

by RCisme November 24, 2011

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