Thanksgiving Nice

Banging the Thanksgiving turkey in its ass prior to pulling out its innards. It’s the 3rd step in the turkey preparation process after first defrosting it then taking the wrapping off.

In a sentence: Scatt had hisself a Thanksgiving Nice before putting that bird in the oven today.

by Ohhhohhh November 25, 2020

Thanksgiving Dinner

When you give her the Gobble Gobble, followed by a Dutch Oven, and finally give her your Gravy.

We stepped away from the table and had our own Thanksgiving Dinner

by OrangeTart November 25, 2020

Thanksgiving Pipeline

Think of the alaskan pipeline, but instead you freeze the turkey's neck and then use it as a dildo.

I can't wait to buy our thanksgiving turkey this year and do the Thanksgiving Pipeline to my girl's ass.

by Frozendildos69 November 6, 2020

Thanksgiving parade

A parade usually held during the day, whether it's the Macy's parade in New York or a smaller parade in another city or town. There's a reason the parades have already been successful throught the years they have held them without having to change their scheduleThe , people can already see the floats without having to waste a ton of money to light them up, and they can see the bands and people walking during the day, so it makes sense the parades have always been held during the daytime. A New Years celebration is held at night because the focal point pf the parade is a lit ball, peach, or other object on a building, instead of down on the street with the crowd, so it makes sense for a New Years celebration to be held at night, and not a Thanksgiving parade.

The girl wanted to take the Thanksgiving parade in it's current form from the people who had always known it the way it was, along with many other things. That was the reason (essentially no reason but to be inflammatory and piss everybody off) she wanted the parade, or street signs, or other things they loved about their town the way they were to change to something they didn't recognize.

by Solid Mantis February 8, 2021

Thanksgiving dinner

When you fuck someone in the ass and use gravy as lube and shove a pumpkin in there ass

Yo I just gave this bitch a good thanksgiving dinner

by OBfor3 April 14, 2021

The summer thanksgiving meal

This is the true holiday meal that is way better than thanksgiving meal. It’s the 4th of July Independence Day barbecue meal. Where you go to a park or have a huge backyard and have the entire family over and cook the best barbecue ribs and brisket and all the fixings. And a lot of people grill hot dogs and hamburgers on the grill too for the smoke flavor. Some use charcoal or gas grill or certain woods. Each bring its unique flavor and experience. You’re welcome. No you need to season it right and use the right seasons the right way. It won’t automatically taste good and it has to be cooked right too

I’m giving thanks to everything to ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL for everything he bless us with on this planet. And eat the summer thanksgiving meal happily and blessed.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 23, 2022

The Thanksgiving Special

The act when one puts mashed potatos into the anus of their significant other, then warms gravy to a scalding temperature. One would then proceed to pour the boiling gravy into the anus of their significant other as well as rubbing turkey skin on their vagina or scrotum. Then would use a spoon to scoop out the potatos mixed with gravy and excrement, then put it on the turkey skin and eat it.

Yo man, I gave that girl I got from the bar The Thanksgiving Special, this November is gonna be lit.

by Roofalo November 19, 2022