by Solid Mantis October 7, 2020

A brother or sister who only shares their accomplishments and fun life events with you. They don’t like or love you enough to confide in you or even consider you a true friend. In fact, if you were not related, they would have nothing to do with you.
My sister is just a Facebook sibling. Everything she shares with me is all of the trips they go on and how much her husband loves her and is the perfect dad. I have to find out about the real stuff going on in her life from another family member or one of her friends.
by @farmgirl March 9, 2025

My half-siblings is a good person.
by Sonyc September 22, 2023

Joe"He was shooting something it was probably a sibling drug of heroin"
"So it is linked to opium" Mo
Joe "Yeah it's dangerous shit
"So it is linked to opium" Mo
Joe "Yeah it's dangerous shit
by Pendragon April 27, 2016

by RaNdoMeatBALls January 6, 2020

a god born before the younger sibling(s), who must deal with the younger sibling(s) nonsense. they are punished more harshly than them, and have to suffer the toture of their younger sibling(s) getting a lesser punishment than them. they get blamed for things they didnt do by their parents and siblings. please send them (and me) free pizza to help them gain back their godly powers -maya froggie
johnny: "i blamed my older sibling for killing our parents today."
person 2 or smth:"...you're a horrible person johnny."
person 2 or smth:"...you're a horrible person johnny."
by maya froggie March 13, 2024

“I don’t care about that”
“Sibling Law is in place - everyone choose a side”
**group beating commenced until justices feels served**
“Sibling Law is in place - everyone choose a side”
**group beating commenced until justices feels served**
by LGG000 October 20, 2019
