When you are out and about and that hot plate or bag is calling your name... so you go to the bathroom and it’s absolutely perfect for a reading from the good book!
“Hey bagger, where should we go tonight?”
...Not sure Vix, what you think?
“I know the yard house has a 5 straw rating”
Good call! I got the bag... what are we waiting for??!!
...Not sure Vix, what you think?
“I know the yard house has a 5 straw rating”
Good call! I got the bag... what are we waiting for??!!
by Looner eclipse October 31, 2020
Get the 5 straw ratingmug. One who chews on the ends of straws, and may even go as far as to flip the straw over for more chewing possibilities. May be a form of releasing tension such as nail biting, but much more annoying.
Hey man, she is a total straw grinder! You no what else she'll be grinding! You know what I'm sayin'?!
by BigD2375 December 3, 2007
Get the Straw Grindermug. Grasping at Straws; a term used to describe a female/male trying to give synchronized handjobs to small dicked men
That chick was a wild one at the party
"She was with Townsend boys at the party. Grasping at straws on the couch in front of the whole party"
"She was with Townsend boys at the party. Grasping at straws on the couch in front of the whole party"
by Tony Fn Tone April 21, 2016
Get the Grasping at Strawsmug. A tiny invisible straw connected between the minds of two best friends, allowing them to share their thoughts with one another. Because it's so small, (could be compared to a coffee stir stick) only the dumbest of dumb thoughts are able to get through. The best friends often say these thoughts out loud, and at the same time, causing them to laugh while the rest of society just thinks...wtf?
by Jamie's Best Bitch May 10, 2019
Get the Tiny Bitch Strawmug. "I would lick that salt off your ass like a margarita."
"Well its more like a Straw-Ber-Ita down there right now."
"Well its more like a Straw-Ber-Ita down there right now."
by iluvahipokeinhi October 2, 2015
Get the Straw-Ber-Itamug. by T-Money13 February 25, 2023
Get the The mexican spice strawmug. The product of a Vienna sausage that has both ends bitten off and the meat from the inside vacuumed out
Kid: how are gonna explain to your mom why you only have the skin of the Vienna sausages left In your lunchbox
Me: I’ll tell her it’s an empty penis straw. Nobody wants to eat that shit
Me: I’ll tell her it’s an empty penis straw. Nobody wants to eat that shit
by Glubglubhewhispers May 3, 2018
Get the Empty penis strawmug.