Sports potato

Those morons that constantly talk sports but the most they actually do participate in is when they watch it on TV.

Sh*t! Here comes Lou and all he does is blab about the stats. I wonder if he ever really does anything, the sports potato!

by SouthBeach Sonny November 24, 2013

sports rambo

A person who looks like rambo whooping ass at any kind of sport, espically baseball.

man 1: Oh shit they have a sports rambo on their team!
man 2: Oh Fuck!

man 1: from other team: Ha ha bitches!
sports rambo: *Wins the game and kills the other players*

by Tr!pp October 5, 2009

Old Sport

Dave says this a lot in Dayshift at Freddy's. Sometimes even 'sportsy'.

"Hey there, Old Sport! I am definetly not a child murderer or anything"

by montussylover February 9, 2022

Sports Douche

A person who's a fan of the New York Yankees, Los Angeles Lakers and Dallas Cowboys. Only watches their teams when they're in the playoffs. When their team wins, they're obnoxious. When their team loses, they don't care. So, smack talking with them is never fun. They can never hold up an argument about sports. Most of the time, they don't even know any of their team's players except for their best player.

Jack Nicholson: Ultimate Sports Douche; Yankees and Lakers season ticket holder.

Look at that sports douche at the end of the bar. Rooting for the Lakers when they score but doesn't understand what's even going on in the game. He's wearing a Yankees hat and a Cowboys sweatshirt. Wait... is that Jack Nicholson?

by Loyal_Fan November 1, 2010

Sport Douche

Anyone who thinks that Gatorade ar any other "sports drink" can make them perform better.

"this powerade really makes me stronger"

dude, you're such a "Sport Douche"

by Roids of Melbourne October 13, 2009

sport dating

Constant, uninterrupted dating of individuals with no intention of becoming involved in a second date or relationship. Often used to practice for other anticipated dates, or to garner free food and drinks.

I went out with Jen, had fun, and I never heard from her again. Dave and Bill told me the same story. Damn ... she's a professional in sport dating.

by Nman September 18, 2006

sports day

A day at school which you do loads of athletic events!

i always dominate sports day as i rock at 4x100m 100m, 200m, 400m, 800m, 1500m, triple jump and high jump

by shaun gardner September 9, 2006