spare you a snarkey

Choosing to let an obvious opportunity go by when you could have easily given a snarkey response to someone.

Dude, that was terrible, but I'm gonna spare you a snarkey.

by TheBeckster4 July 13, 2010

Chocolate Fruit Snacks

Shit comes in all shapes and sizes, and when one takes a shit and the shit comes out in little pieces, those are called Chocolate Fruit Snacks.

"Holy Fuck, I was constipated and all that came out was some Chocolate Fruit Snacks."

by Oisz September 16, 2017

Mr. Tasty-snacks

Anyone who either makes or delivers very delectable snacks or animals.. or both, it is also the name of the man who first invented "awesomesauce" and was the title given to the sheman who flew the first "roflcopter".

Hey man, remember when Mr. Tasty-snacks brought us those pickled rhinoceros ear lobes.
Yeah that was great stuff, dawg!

by Ezrah Rollington 47th March 22, 2010

snarklepuss

another name for parseltongue

What's that language Harry Potter speaks? Snarklepuss?

by Lizzie T March 5, 2008

faggot snacks

Large variety of snacks faggots love to eat. Most are in the shape of a penis, but some can just be shitty. Faggot snacks include carrots, pickles, cucumbers, popsicles, sausages, hot dogs, parfaits, low fat snacks, Yoplait Whips, and cottage cheese.

David: Sahil, why do like eating faggot snacks so much?

Sahil: (fellates hot dog) Because they feel so good in my mouth.

David: You are a homo.

by sun1337brah September 21, 2009

scooby snacks

Hash brownies that were cut up into tiny pieces (you ever wonder why Shaggy and Scooby were always so damn paranoid)

Bob:"Hey pass the Scooby snacks Fred!"
Fred:*drool*...
Bob:"Fred!I want to get high right now!"
Fred:*drool*...
Bob:"God damnit Fred!'..."Fine I'll get them myself!"

by Squee Nigga squee May 28, 2006

snark

A snark is an alien creature in the popular game "Half Life". It attacks any life form on sight and is relentless. killing them with a weapon is the only way to stop them before they kill you. They can sometimes be used by an opponent in a deathmatch against you.

I'm being attacked by snarks! Too many to shoot, gotta run for a ladder to get away from them!!!

by Ric C May 25, 2005