Muppet shoulders

Swinging ones entire upper torso in order to look in a direction.

Pete had Muppet shoulders when his name was called from across the room.

by Waffle Supreme September 2, 2020

Pork Shoulder

A sexual act wherein one partner, after application of copious amounts of lubrication to their armpit/s, keeps their arm to their side while a male partner porks their armpit. This act, while typically performed from backside, can be exectued as a front side maneuver and the resulting explosion may be relieved in the Porker's face.

Louk; I made a pork shoulder last night.
Tanr; Was it saucy?

by Zuppamon January 25, 2019

Shoulder Touch

The “Shoulder Touch” is a flirty action, scientifically proven as Aaron said. You put your hand on a woman’s shoulder and seductively say “Hey”.

“You know about the shoulder touch?”
“Of course I do, but uhh tell me anyway.”
“Tomorrow, find that girl, and walk up to her and be like: Hey.”
“You serious Uncle Aaron?”
“I’m telling you man it’s science.”

by zestyfr July 9, 2023

Shoulder Plow

Using your shoulder to absolutely obliterate someone into the ground.

A: " shut up, stop fucking around"

B: " Bitch shut the fuck up before I shoulder plow your bitch ass"

by Burnsyyy May 31, 2016

shoulder streamer

Someone who live streams showing there bare shoulders.

Your just another shoulder streamer.

by Fireball4900 November 30, 2016

brown shoulders

Someone who is way beyond brown-nosing. When an employee's nose is so far up the boss' ass, his shoulders get browned.

I thought terry the receptionist was a brown-nosing git. Then I heard he took the boss' dog to the groomer on his own lunch break and bought it a new collar with his own money. Brown shoulders!

by Yugemos September 23, 2013

Alien shoulders

When one has a low enough body fat percentage and enough shoulder muscle that you can see the individual muscle fibers

“Look at Jack’s alien shoulders!! Jack has such a low body fat percentage we can see his muscle fibers”

by niks_1 September 20, 2023