Screen-Shot

verb: Splooging all over the computer screen, i.e. while jerking off to porn, or whatever happens to turn you on.

I just screen-shotted all over pictures of Jessica Alba in an innocent bunny costume!

Good screen shot, man. You hit Tom Selleck right in the face!

by ButtDuchess April 22, 2010

blue screen

v. Originally terming from the blue screen of death, blue screening refers to when you're on the verge of collapse, either from
1. Sleep deprivation or
2. Extreme exhaustion, usually post-coital.

1. "Okay, this LAN has gone on for days. I've gotta take a break and blue screen. Catch you in a few hours."

2. "Aww... it's so cute when I wear guys out enough that they blue screen right after sex!"

by Corvidae January 24, 2004

Dual Screen

Nintendo's new Handheld console featuring two 3 inch screens, one of which is touch sensative, is also backwards compatible for GBA/GB software

Guy1: Wanna play on my DS?
Guy2: OOO yeah go on then

by Arkz September 12, 2004

screen share

The act of seeing someone else's screen and all of their online activities. This can only be done when both users have a Mac. A screen share is usually a bad thing, as you can essentially take over someone's screen and "creep" on them.

"If you don't stop annoying me, I'm about to screen share you."

"Omg I just got screen shared. This sucks."

"Stop trying to screen share me, you creep."

by SyracuseOrangMEN. June 23, 2009

smoke-screen

n. a state in which one turns the shower on while taking a shit.

I was taking a monster shit in the bathroom when I heard my roommate enter the house with some female friends, I immediately had to implement the smoke-screen.

by skulls1850 March 14, 2009

Screen Looking

In a split-screen video game match, glancing at the screens of opponents to check up on their status (location, items, etc). A fundamental part of gaming.

Ahh, I didn't see you there. I should have been screen looking.

by toastmasteralpha April 24, 2010

smoke screen

The act in which one human while walking releases gas from the anus in an attempt build an invisible wall of airborne poo particles.

While in line at an amusement park Ryan breaks wind and his buddy walks right in to his "smoke screen" and almost pukes because it smells so bad.

by Timothy McMurray November 24, 2006