Spaghetti Salad

When a woman is tossing a man's salad and her tongue gets tangled up in his long ass hole hairs.

Betty and Sal were enjoying a spaghetti salad when she was shocked by his lack of manscaping.

by TopThree October 6, 2017

Purple spaghetti

When you about to cum but she stop so yo dick turns purple from swelling up

My dude just got purple spaghetti

by Bleh404862 June 29, 2018

jeffy spaghetti

In an alternate universe where jesus christ is jeffy spaghetti.

OH JEFFY SPAGHETTI

by spaghetti jeff May 3, 2018

Spaghetti Blowjob

First you put noodles on your dick and balls, then shlop some prego tomato sauce on your sausage, and have your girlfriend/wife suck until the parmesan comes out, then proceed to place it all on a plate, and enjoy.

Me: omfg, my girlfriend and I shared the best plate of spaghetti blowjob together

Coworker: wtf?

by SolidSnakesThiccAssCheecks August 31, 2019

Ghetto Spaghetti

1.Top ramen noodles with ketchup on it.

2. Common meal option the few days before the welfare check comes.

My baby mama make some good ghetto spaghetti. Mmm-mmm!

by Bully Girl July 24, 2006

The Spaghetti Man

A man who turns things in to spaghetti just by touching it.

"The spaghetti man just made the spaghetti fall out of my face"

by Kadaken January 7, 2005

Spaghetti Sauced

Having sex with a female who is having very heavy flow during her period. As skins slap the blood is splattered all up on the man's chest and neck.

I was having sex with my girl while she was on her period and I totally got spaghetti sauced.

by Chaceydubs January 18, 2011