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I LIKE SHREDDED WHEAT

A Misheard Lyric in Waking the Cadavers song, Chased through the woods by a rapist.

This Misheard Lyric exists because Chased Through the woods by a rapist is a Grindcore song, In which the lyrics are extremely difficult to understand, Due to it's Distorted Vocals and Overuse of Instruments.
I like shredded wheat! ROOOOOOOAAARRRRRRR4
by ZSAGAX January 12, 2022
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Shred as much as u can

Phrase used as a directive to conceal unethical or illegal activity. Made popular by an e-mail sent between portfolio and hedge fund managers currently being charged by the SEC for insider trading.
Analyst: Shit, I think the SEC asshole with the ugly pink and baby blue tie is onto us.
Manager: Shred as much as u can
by Cristo39 February 26, 2011
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shredded nacho cheese chalk

you know when you buy kraft shredded cheese from the market because you wanna make tacos or nachos and you pull the cheese out of the bag and it's like,, chalky? yea that's it
shredded nacho cheese chalk


marshmallows are kinda chalky too now that i think about it
by snootch87 August 19, 2008
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SHRED

To totally demolished, desecrate, eliminate and disintegrate a person.
Damn: Brody was Illin at the bar last night. I had to "SHRED" his ass in the parking lot. He thought he was gonna knock me off.

The next nigga that tries me I'm SHRED his ass. I'm to old to throw hands.
by OG Wisper LoCc November 15, 2023
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shredded

Getting so absolutely fucked up on a night out that your life expectancy is reduced by at least 10%.

Usually involves drinking a whole slab of beer, accompanied by a few extra goodies.
"Boys let's get absolutely fucking shredded tonight, I don't want to see tomorrow"
by bigtiddies January 18, 2022
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Shred the Lettuce

The act of going down on a female and eating her out.
Shred the Lettuce.

Guy 1: Did you have sex with her last night?
Guy 2: No, But I shredded the Lettuce.

Male: I really want to shred the lettuce.
Female: What's shred the lettuce?
Male: It means I'm going to eat you out.
by BushyMc muffin December 1, 2022
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shred that shit

shred that shit means basically leave that shit alone . stop bringing it up .
aye bro remember when you was at the club that one night and-

naw bro shred that shit . that’s the past
by anonymous6969420420 February 27, 2020
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