Robert

My bitch

Roberts my bitch

by Haik346 February 14, 2019

Robert

A very short person that’s likes to be a dick but makes people laugh He is lord of meme and shall smite dead or unfunny memes.

Robert is tiny

by Mythic Pizza February 9, 2019

Robert

a faggot that plays with lotion in the bed,shower,in public when ever he can......and rlly likes it in the but

robert is a gay faggot black lovin guy

by KingLorenzo January 21, 2018

Robert

If you have a Robert nearby, be sure to say congratulations. He is smart, sexy, and buff. He is like a GOD. If you make friends with him, it will bring great rewards. Roberts are TOTALLY AWESOME.

Girl: Oh, you are such a Robert, I want to marry you.
Boy: Thanks!

by SexyGuy May 27, 2013

Robert

An idiot

"You didn't finish your homework?
You are such a robert

by Hdbsjdjfjd February 17, 2017

Robert

A guy who likes to watch cheese , the fosters home of imaginary friends kid. Usually jacks off to myth busters while attacking a darren(dinasour). He likes to eat berries , and loves working out. And has a HUGE adam's apple.

Robert

by IlikeBigButts AndIcantLie December 14, 2010

Robert

A cuddley and caring human being. Hes a closed book, but when you get to know him he's a wonderful guy. The one he secretly wants doesn't know of his good intentions, only his flaws. He's intelligent but doesn't apply himself. His attention is either on his laptop or thinking about his "Juliet".

That's Robert, he's such an enigma

by a concerned individual October 20, 2013