Seductive Reasoning

Trying to get someone to do something

they do not want to do,

by seducing him/her.

"How did you get Jeff to come to the opera tonight?" said Kelly.
"Oh, I just used seductive reasoning." replied Jessica.

by Jessicock September 6, 2009

because reasons

A sarcastic evaluation of someone else's logic

"Jenny knows that scientific studies show that vaccines are perfectly safe, but she still doesn't trust them because reasons."

by BJWise April 20, 2016

Inductive Reasoning

X has attributes A, B, and C.
Y has attributes A and B.
So, Y has attribute C.

Inductive Reasoning:

Jesus has brown hair.
I have brown hair.
I am Jesus.

by fish27 December 7, 2009

Resonance

A CURE FOR DEPRESSION ORIGINATE FROM 23 CRACKHEADS

me: stream resonance
person1 : AYO LISTEN UP
person2 : NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY NO MATTER WHAT THEY DO
mork lee: WE GONNA RESONATE RESONATE

by sungchanlvr December 31, 2020

Women's reasoning

When a women or person makes an accusation, explanation, or theory with no grounds. The accused cannot make any logical reasoning against statement simply because it is Women's reasoning. (see Anna for Details)

Women's reasoning
because i said so.
I need more shoes because i ran out of them for the month.

by kiwi's marky mark February 22, 2008

Amanductive Reasoning

The process of constructing a completely incorrect statement and then asserting it as truth. An Amanductive approach to persuasion consists of putting forth an irrelevant or incoherent statement and backing it as truth without consideration of counter-arguments.

Jose: Bro, how did you get suckered into going to the Justin Bieber Concert?!

Carlos: Man, I don't even know! She used Amanductive reasoning to persuade me to go, and the next thing I know, I'm bopping my head to "Baby"...

by The Most High Council of Psych March 6, 2013

reasonable intent

an awesome band from england who play a fresh new sound and are quite new but still sell out gigs.

girl:OMG!!! your the guitaerist from reasonable intent!!
adam:hey! how it going
girl: i love you
adam:not again

by fan man July 1, 2006