by g dog July 28, 2014
Get the chilli rim mug.1. Shave her crack and a-hole so the skin is sensitive.
2. Cut a lime in half and rub it in enthusiastically along the full length of her crack, paying particular attention to her arsehole.
3. Add a good sprinkle of salt all along.
4. Pour tequila into the small of her back so it runs down the crack, bury your face between those salty sticky limey tequila-y cheeks and get stuck in..
5. It will all get a bit squirmy - repeat as required :)
2. Cut a lime in half and rub it in enthusiastically along the full length of her crack, paying particular attention to her arsehole.
3. Add a good sprinkle of salt all along.
4. Pour tequila into the small of her back so it runs down the crack, bury your face between those salty sticky limey tequila-y cheeks and get stuck in..
5. It will all get a bit squirmy - repeat as required :)
by BasculeW April 20, 2014
Get the tequila rimming mug.Rim Bandit: hey doesn't that buttercup look like the dragons tongue flower?
Me: your such a Rim Bandit
Me: your such a Rim Bandit
by Buttcrack September 17, 2012
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Get the rim shine mug.The portion of the porcelain toilet rim that is exposed by a u- shaped toilet seat.
In public places (or dirty homes with a u-shaped toilet seat) the area of the toilet rim that dried up pee, and lone pubic hair escapees gather.
In public places (or dirty homes with a u-shaped toilet seat) the area of the toilet rim that dried up pee, and lone pubic hair escapees gather.
Every time I take a poop in public, and I wipe, my arm hits the piss rim!!!
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Last night, I was so drunk. I threw up so hard I held onto the piss rim for dear life!!!
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Last night, I was so drunk. I threw up so hard I held onto the piss rim for dear life!!!
by agotaras2000 October 26, 2022
Get the Piss rim mug.When a friend or other person offers to give you their winning rim from their Tim Hortons coffee cup.
mitch's friend offered her winning rim to him but mitch rejected her pity rim because he was too honorable. She was also a Republican and a racist.
by sonofamitch91 August 1, 2012
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