Raspberry McFaggotcakes

The all around funniest guy and the most sexiest, most redeemed as a sex god of all mighty.

"My name is Raspberry McFaggotcakes, fear me woman!"

by Raspberry McFaggotcakes March 21, 2013

Martinez Southern Raspberry

A sex act performed on a woman. Like blowing a raspberry on the stomach, only on her clit. For best results, place the area between the top of your lip and the base of your nose directly onto the clit. Begin blowing as if blowing a raspberry. Be careful to not become light headed.

Alt. Place the woman's clit in between your top and bottom lip and begin blowing, as if blowing a raspberry. Alternate rhythm of raspberry and move around area for best results.

Damn girl, he gave me a Martinez Southern Raspberry and my legs wouldn't stop shaking!

by BDA21 June 24, 2016

Never eat raspberries

A useful and memorable piece of advice provided by Arnold's grandfather from the Nickelodeon show "Hey Arnold!".

Grandpa: Well, you could skip town. But then you'd have to live the rest of your life in fear, always looking over your shoulder, waiting for... that day. You try reasoning with him? Oh, a moron, eh? Well Arnold, I wish I knew what to tell you. In eighty years I think I've only learned one thing for sure.

Arnold: What's that?

Grandpa: Never eat raspberries.
Grandpa holds his stomach

Grandpa: Gotta go!
Grandpa runs to the bathroom

by Violent J Wick'd Clown January 16, 2011

Raspberry Baby Stroller

The act of eating out a girl while she is giving birth.

While Gary's wife was giving birth he had to move the doctor so he could give her a Raspberry baby stroller.

by Tatorking January 9, 2021

raspberry lemonade

While a person is upside down, another person urinates directly into their nostrils creating a pool of piss in each nasal cavity. The peer will then kick the victim in the nose, creating a spray of bloody piss. The blood/piss combination is referred to as bliss. Optional: a friend of the two may hold a cup or bucket underneath to catch the contents to later be consumed.

So Tina (my new g/f) is a little person (midget) and the other night I got her drunk of a single beer, flipped her upside down and fed her a raspberry lemonade. Later after I made her clean herself up and drink every drop of the bliss.

by stiffneckhardpeckpurplehead May 22, 2007

raspberry hot chocolate

the most delicious beverage in existance.

Last night at ArtBeats, I had some raspberry hot chocolate, and I totally had a flavorgasm!

by Caitlan. January 26, 2009

Raspberry Fanny Rash

When your fanny gets a rash this is called a fanny rash. however if this rash is extremely red or purple it is called a raspberry fanny rash. if your fanny looks anything like someone has smeered raspberrys all over it, it is also a raspberry fanny rash. However this does not apply if you have literally smeered raspberrys over your fanny. a raspberry fany rash is only caused by nature.

Steph Freil said "woah! why is my fanny so red and rashy?"
"i dont know" said lucy and luke. "you must have a raspberry fanny rash!"
"oh no" cried steph!
"fanny rash fanny rash steph has a fanny rash." we all shouted!

by stephhasafannyrash June 14, 2010