PURE PERFECTION

"Alejandra is perfect, yes she is. I mean like seriously!

"Shes so beautiful, pretty and shes so kind and sweet!"
"She is just.......Pure Perfection."

"Alejandra is pure perfection"

by vince...... December 31, 2021

aftersplash prevention

creating a structure made of toilet paper to avoid the aftersplash sensation. The toilet paper is placed under the dump approximately 1-3 seconds before landing for maximum results.

Levit, who's smarter than Diem, studies aftersplash prevention and has developed a structure which helps to avoid aftersplash time and time again.

by MR123 October 5, 2006

i have a previous engagement

white lie used to decline any social event in which one would prefer throwing oneself into a volcano instead of attending.

Situations may include third wheeling, babysitting your colleagues 3 kids and their dog, any event that prevents you form watching the episode of your favourite show on netflix
- SYNONYMS leave me alone, Not unless you pay me, Not even if you payed me, go away
- OPPOSITES how could I say no to such a request ! (but like seriously, no)

I wish I could! but ah.... I have a previous engagement !

by Tropicanna9 February 9, 2018

PURE SHARD

PURE METH, ONE PIECE, NO CUTTING AGENT.

I JUST LOADED A PURE SHARD.
I GOT A SACK OF PURE SHARD.

by H4X0R 3li73 March 10, 2009

Pure

Nickname for a form of E.
Usually in powder form, people say it's "better" or "more pure" than ecstasy.

Yeah, well I did a few lines of pure, and i'm feeling better than you

by Stupid&Naive. November 27, 2010

Pure

Someone who has no experience with sex life, still virgin.

Ellie: "I'm pure, not like you hoe!"

by istolejiminsjams November 22, 2018

Pure Liquid Awesome

Pure energy of the awesome kind, that has been so chilled it has reached the liquid stage.
Often resembles molten metal, but exhudes smoke-like essence and in some extreme cases Lazers. Not to be confused with Lasers.

'In this experiment we will be examining the properties of Pure Liquid Awesome'

'ZOMGROFLOMFG THAT'S PURE LIQUID AWESOME!!!1!ONE!!'

by Draconius March 26, 2008