pittsburgh pounder

Where a male shits on his partners chest *WITH PERMISSION*while the partner jacks him off, then will turn around, ejaculate on the vagina, and lay on his partners chest.

I asked for a pittsburgh pounder and ended up with a cracked rib, and a positive pregnancy test. What a night.

by COCKDOCK12÷4 September 11, 2016

Pittsburgh Popeye

A sexual act between two loving and consenting adults. The foreplay involves copious amounts of olive oil and a Nuru massage. The gentleman then finishes in a fresh can of spinach being used as a fleshlight while the partner keeps saying "oh Bluto".

I don't mean to brag, but last night my girl and I did the Pittsburgh Popeye for the first time.

by M. Hawke April 10, 2023

Pittsburgh model

Pittsburgh model is the term used when referring to ugly Pittsburgh girls who ridiculously pose in horrible clothing or nude and usually pay photographers to take their photos and then call it modeling. Many times teen mothers. Many solicit services in lieu of fees.

She’s not a real model, just another dime a dozen Pittsburgh model.

by AntwatDodson March 25, 2020

pittsburgh christmas

When you violently shit and vomit at the same time.

Hey man, we missed you last weekend!
Yeah, sorry, I was having a Pittsburgh Christmas.

by 7SENUFF December 26, 2019

Pittsburgh Nap

When you rip the Steelers QB helmet off and kick him in the balls.

Myles Garrett gave Mason Rudolph a Pittsburgh Nap when Garrett ripped off Rudolph's helmet and would have kicked him in the balls.

by Simmy28 February 13, 2021

Pittsburgh Penguins

the gayest team in the entire nhl!! because they get no hoes they shove their hockey sticks up their asses… although sometimes they get unsuspecting janitors (cough cough) to do it for them. They lose every game they play because they cannot stop staring at their opponents’ cocks. Swag Ohio magic does NOT come out of their dicks. They spend their free time drooling over disgusting anime men and fucking cats

Big Jack: The Pittsburgh Penguins lost again! big surprise there
Big Zach: why doesn’t sidney crosby just kill himself lol

Mig Back: because he is too gay

Big Jack: Mig Back that makes no sense gay people can kill themselves too. don’t be discriminatory you fucking tranny.

Penguins fan that gets 0 head: I shoot my arrows in the air sometimes saying hey oh creepers ko’d
Mig Back: Teabag his ghost and now his sulfurs mine saying hey oh mlg pro

by starmangriff February 26, 2023

pittsburgh pitchfork

The act of wearing a strap-on so you can go in both holes during sexual intercourse. NOTE: Must be a male to do this, unless you somehow wear two (2) strap-ons.

Me: Why is there a strap-on with shit on it on your couch?

Mike: Oh, I just got done giving Darren's mom a pittsburgh pitchfork.

Me: .....

by frankie67 December 8, 2013