toilet ping

The act of a male urinating at night without ambient light, trying to locate the interior of the toilet. Directional adjustments are made until the male hears the splashing of interior toilet water. Once the toilet has been located, the male relaxes and sets flow rate to full.

Fred woke up from a deep slumber and walked to the bathroom. It was completely dark, and he used a toilet ping to avoid a mess on the floor.

by nlan1 August 14, 2010

ping pals

A Ping Pal is similar to a Pen Pal, except we do not use pen and paper to write anymore; we use Ping, which is similar to instant messaging.

Good morning to all of my Ping Pals! I hope you all have a great day.

by Avedeez March 10, 2017

fair ping

Like meaning fair enough but in the context of something being stupid or dumb

Yo I kissed a dog today
Fair ping

by Bubblestuff March 14, 2019

ping-sneaking

When you ping someone in Discord on purpose... only to delete the message instantly after you sent it.

Leaf: Imagine ping-sneaking.
Bellyfat: IKR!
Leaf: @Bellyfat
Also Leaf: *deletes message*
BellyFat: Who did that???

by R$K.JORDAN October 23, 2019

@Splash Ping

@Splash Ping a

@Splash Ping

by 2nfg July 24, 2020

ping ting

an asian girl who is fine looking

i was in the 626, and theres nothing but ping tings hovering everywhere.

why is that ping ting with that cracker? oh wait, he drives a ferrari...

by Daytyme January 9, 2008

Ping Crimson

When someone's ping is so bad and they're lagging so severely, they appear to be skipping over time.

1: dude, I keep trying to break this and it comes right back.
2:looks like you are Ping Crimsoning bro.

by Dradger April 11, 2020