Bagel Pick-Me-Up

When you out a bagel around your dick and the bagel picks up the sperm that is excerpted out of your urethra.

Mom: What is this Johnny
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

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Pick me up round

A Drink of alcohol to help change your feeling and emotion.

John: Man, i'm feeling really down since my break-up.
Dave: Maybe we can hit the clubs and take your mind off it.
John: Maybe, i could use A pick me up round.

by 09Dylan14 February 19, 2011

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Picking up bler

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 18, 2025

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Pick-up-till-put-down Syndrome

A disease caught by picking up too many cards in UNO when playing by the rule "Pick up until you can put down" when needing a card.

Michael:"I Change colour to Blue"
Nick: "Darn."
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
John: "Oh damn."
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Ash: Bro he's got Pick-up-till-put-down Syndrome!
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: Finall-wait nevermind.

by NinjaSlayer_936 January 1, 2021

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