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Philips soon

another way of saying 2 hours, or 59 minutes
Philip said he'll be back soon, and you know what philips soon means
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Philip

A hypocrite with sociopathic tendencies, typically willing to pretend that they might care about you up until you are no longer worth their time. If you don't offer anything that they want, they will ignore you for months, only speaking to you if required by some random coincidence.

Whenever in a group or just talking about themselves to another person, they can't stop bragging about themselves and their measly accomplishments in their simple life, easily noticeable by them radiating their own through-the-roof ego that would annoy anyone in a 5 kilometer radius. They can't stop talking about themselves and their below-mediocre accomplishments. These people think they're on top of the world and/ or the main character of life.

When in an argument, they have the defensive capability to always play the victim card, completely manipulating you by sounding like they're the one making compromises and are "willing to accept your apology" only by you admitting they're right as if they're offering salvation in its purest form. They think they're never in the wrong and are willing to prove their point so stubbornly up until it's hilarious to watch them try and do it.

These motherfuckers are genuinely one of the most insufferable and unbearable people to be around. Typically stubborn and refusing to learn anything new, they think that they've grasped the entirety of the world's knowledge refusing to expand their knowledge on any subject.
Philip was out with friends yesterday without telling us once again.

Oh, again. That's really nice of him to not tell us. I guess he considers un no longer worthy to be with him and stand in his almighty grace. I wonder what they talked about.

He was probably bragging about being able to eat lemons without making a funny face.
by Аnоnуmous November 21, 2021
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Ole Philip Monstad

A very handsome man with much pussy and a huge dick he is known to be olesuper123 and he will dominate every pussy in his path!
Look out Ole Philip Monstad is going to dominate ur pussy!
by Brorenmin123 July 29, 2022
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Philip

A person who is a little bitch. Always cries all the time and loves his mommy way too much. Likes to suck big PeePees morning and night and for breakfast. A fat useless pile of horse poo.
That Kid is a Philip.
by StrongMuscularMarkian November 21, 2023
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Philip

Whoever's called Philip he is automatically blessed.Many of them tend to be selfish but their intentions are always good and about helping people.Philip is a great person and an even greater lover.Whoever gets to be in a relationship with such person,is said to be considered lucky in life.
Philip is the one ladies
by Highman01 April 22, 2020
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Saints Philip and James

You ever been to a school where you feel uncomfortable reading a book about the south into being peer pressured into saying the n-word, that's SSPJ. You ever been to a school where you want to waste your money on shitty cafeteria food and low quality pizza from a random pizza joint that no one has heard of, that's SSPJ. You ever feel like you will be smote by a teacher in the middle school hall? That's SSPJ. Word of advice, don't waste your precious childhood going to the school, or go if you feel like becoming a band kid and going to BSHS.
Friend: Hey how is Saints Philip and James?
You: My teacher got mad at my when I didn't want to say the N-word.
by GreenBaseballHat August 14, 2021
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philip westin

Worlds most important, beautiful and respected man. He loves hott chicks and sports. Philip Westin is really good with people, that's only one of the reasons why he will become rich and famous in the future.
Who is more beautiful then Zelena gomez, more important then everything money can buy and smarter then mike Ross? Philip Westin!
by God in real life May 25, 2016
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