Earn a page

To learn a valuable lesson. Most commonly used when a cutter picks up some dark without suffering too much for it. Alternatively, "earn a book".

"You can really earn a page when you see someone else make a terrible life decision."

by Zed Numar July 31, 2021

Carter Page

A drink also known as a White Russian.

Bartender, I’d like a Carter Page...you know, a White Russian.

by Tamarak February 4, 2018

wikipedia page

When your friend starts rambling about some obscure thing to an obscure subject

Friend: "Did you know that Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Heritage for the Future uses the CPS3 arcade board, the same thing as Street Fighter 3 runs on?"
Me: "bro stop being a wikipedia page lmao"

by spritzerland February 10, 2022

Holden Page

Holden Page is the hottest person alive besides lighting McQueen. If you’re ever lucky enough to meet Sir Holden Page, suck his dick.

1-Did you see holden page ?

2- yeah his dick is so big .

by Cash money 1242 November 11, 2020

serious page

yes no jokes

this is a serious page so don't expect A JOKE

by Just do it man April 14, 2021

Page Stain

A common occurence on facebook pages, where the thread is inexplicably turned sour by a DFB (drunk facebooker) or generally bitter person, usually resulting in the sudden end of an otherwise happy thread.

Oh man, it was about trees and butterflies, everyone was feelin' the love of the thread and happy postings 'til Suzie got drunk and pulled a Page Stain.

by bigolepuddytat July 7, 2010

Page 290

A euphemism for the word "fuck" inspired by its placement on Page 290 of the Mueller Report, in which Trump says "This is the end of my presidency. I'm fucked."

Friend: "Hey man, you up for happy hour tonight?"
You: "Not tonight man, I need to work late. I have report due tomorrow morning and I'll be Page 290'd if it isn't in on time."

by Mr. Lumbergh April 20, 2019