Pavement Skiing

When a person (preferably a woman) sits in a car or truck bench seat between two men (simultaneously). She then takes a penis in each hand and jerks off each man. The up and down motion emulates a downhill skier as her hands go up and down.

Marcie was doing some Pavement Skiing on the long ride to the concert. It made for a very happy ride.

by knuckledragga March 26, 2010

Peemptively

To pee preemptively before beginning a night of drinking as to avoid breaking the seal.

"Dude, you're such a shitbird, we just got here and you're going to the bathroom already?"
Suck my dick, I'm just going peemptively. We'll see who's laughing when you're making friends with the bathroom looker.

by kill the thief August 22, 2010

preemptive driving

Overly-cautious driving after news of impending winter weather has been announced. Most frequently seen in southern United States urban areas.

Dude, would you please drive faster than 15 mph. The snow isn't due for another eight hours. Do not show me preemptive driving!

by memphotank February 26, 2011

Peem

One of the best human beings in the world, if your his friend consider yourself lucky, he is going to bring joy happiness and wealth into your life. He is loved by people around him and usually loves weapons, guns, and history. Enjoy gaming and a very loving person.

"He's like a Peem, I love him so much."

by Godisgoodgodisgreat May 14, 2023

preemo

preemo; emo; preppy emo kid. happy emo.

"kirstie, carmalitta and chelsea are all preemos"

by chelsea newlun August 28, 2006

Preemo

A child not in high school that acts emo and has no reason to act emo except that he/she has role models that are emo.

Look at all the sevies; they all are such preemos.

by Robbs March 16, 2008

preemo

a person that is in-between being preppy and emo

that girl has the Vans and the emo music, but she still shops at Abercrombie, so she's preemo.

by Whitnee April 19, 2008