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I told Reece that i wasn't gonna give him blow-job's no more ad he told me that was fine and could I do anal insted. I said yes - the Legendary Babygal (R.I.F.P.)
I once faced having the chop (though I should have had it anyway being Jewish) but I didn't have to in the end because the Canestan worked - the Mighty Gobshite Yarbles
I told Reece that i wasn't gonna give him blow-job's no more ad he told me that was fine and could I do anal insted. I said yes - the Legendary Babygal (R.I.F.P.)
I once faced having the chop (though I should have had it anyway being Jewish) but I didn't have to in the end because the Canestan worked - the Mighty Gobshite Yarbles
by Anonymusketeer July 28, 2008
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A dance for dudes to think they're cool and tough because they're too pussy to really dance. The only step down from the Poole Palace is standing in place, which the other half in the club do anyway. The end of dance as we know it.
Humberto: Yo check it out, that man is having a seizure!
Saul: Nah G, he's just doin the Poole Palace. Let him have his fun.
Diego: Remember when we'd hear music as kids and just flail about aimlessly to the beat?
Bob: Yeah.
Diego: Well now able-bodied adults do that and pass it off as dancing. It's called the Poole Palace.
Bob: That's silly.
Diego: I know.
Saul: Nah G, he's just doin the Poole Palace. Let him have his fun.
Diego: Remember when we'd hear music as kids and just flail about aimlessly to the beat?
Bob: Yeah.
Diego: Well now able-bodied adults do that and pass it off as dancing. It's called the Poole Palace.
Bob: That's silly.
Diego: I know.
by paparazzi September 7, 2008
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D'ya see in Forbes that story about the 40,000 square foot mansion in Florida that reached 90% completion before the owners “lost interest in the project”?
"Jah mon, that's what I call a bad case of palace syndrome".
"Jah mon, that's what I call a bad case of palace syndrome".
by 360Chestnut February 3, 2012
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the act of masturbation, said when you dont know anyone to know what youre doing, jaime is a big fan of the "ice palace" just ask her dad or zach, they help her out from time to me. Liza Helps Dalia.
"We all ice palaced in the seneca ice palace and thought we were so cool becayse no one knew what we were doing except for us and we pissed leandra off so much when in reality, she was ice palacing in the bunk vicki messerie style"
by Xenon December 4, 2004
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