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Good pick up lines

you must be from Tennessee cuz your the only ten i see.
by doctorcluck April 11, 2023
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Bagel Pick-Me-Up

When you out a bagel around your dick and the bagel picks up the sperm that is excerpted out of your urethra.
Mom: What is this Johnny
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up
by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018
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pick up a cake

Attempting to make sexual advances advances towards another, often ones that are unwelcome, inappropriate, or predatory. Often done without the person's consent or against their will.
"Did you see that guy over by the swings? He was trying to pick up a cake sitting alone on the bench. She looked really uncomfortable, and he wouldn't take the hint to leave her alone."
by Purplax May 9, 2024
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Pick up line

bottom: "your like a roller coaster, the faster u go the louder I scream"
top: 😳
top: "Is that a pick up line or do you really want me to go faster 😏"
bottom: "😳 I- I-"
by me_i_am-bottom November 15, 2021
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Pick up the diapers

Man, I accidently named the pornography directory on our shared computer "PicsOfKittensAndPuppiesStickingOutTheirTongues." I didn't think she would open it. I guess I'll have to really "pick up the diapers" tonight.
by lavishfestival July 29, 2016
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ghost pick up

When someone acts like their going to pick up their dogs poop, but leaves it in someone else's yard.
I hate my neighbor! Every time that dog poops in my yard she does a ghost pick up!
by ghostpickupman April 6, 2017
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