Nigel's dead mum

Nigel's keeping dead mums body's under the bed ATM'ing their weekly pension
Nigel's dead mum is beginning to rot
by mrs tosser August 3, 2025
mugGet the Nigel's dead mummug.

lying nigel

Look it’s lying nigel again thinking he’s going to win an election
by Hellminion September 20, 2025
mugGet the lying nigelmug.

Nigel

The rubbish bin, or the trash itself.
Oscar: Hey Cookie!
Cookie: Why are you staying with Nigel all the time?
Oscar: YDB! We love each other, so don’t judge us!
by YDBeemo October 15, 2018
mugGet the Nigelmug.

nigel suicide wank

when your having a wank just before blow load, shout of Mum( diseased and rottin), bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room
by mrs tosser October 4, 2025
mugGet the nigel suicide wankmug.

Nigel

A word you use when you see a black man, but are in his earshot and don't want the shank.
Oi, there's a Nigel over there.
by Jiggera June 3, 2018
mugGet the Nigelmug.

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