Modern Day Pen pal

Two people who exchange constant communication via text and social media but never see each other in real life. Similar to the penpals back in the day who would write and send letters in the mail to each other from different countries yet never meet.

Amy: girl, i see Mikey always in ya comments! are y’all hanging out?

Cassidy: nah sis, he just wanna be a modern day pen pal. Never want to come out my messages and step into real life

by Rawrashley99 January 6, 2020

Modern Mayhem

The act of creating havoc, in a time where 'havoc' doesn't exist.

The god's last divine intervention was an act of Modern Mayhem on the people of earth, thus ending the 3rd era of humanity.

by Fig boy December 8, 2020

Modern shart

Accidental shit that was wrongly anticipated to be a fart, which when left to dry forms a sometimes interesting crusted pattern on underwear.

Sold for a lucrative profit to any number of tosser art dealers who interpret the soiled garment(s) as the work of divine genius.

Those scotch bonnets last night led to accidental sharting earlier. I nearly threw away my Calvin Kleins! Luckily I had the sense to dry them on the radiator and sell the result for six figures on ebay to this insane art dealer. who thought the image looked like the last supper. I call in modern shart!

by RandyRhoads84 December 22, 2020

moderately modest

A term coined by the Australian tiktoker, @sarahbada_, to describe fashion that can include tops that cover the breast to mid stomach and bottoms that can go up to just above the knee or to mid thigh. However these requirements are loosely used as comprises are made often, eg. a crop top and show more stomach is the bottoms are high waisted or a dress can be backless if the entire front is covered.

Talia: Wow, I think this top would look nice on you! Do you think it fits your style?

Sarah: Yes! It is perfectly moderately modest!

by sonderluvs November 15, 2021

Permanent Moler

A fat fucking mole that looks like someone stabbed you in the face with a permanent marker. It stays with you a burden through life that never fades, just this ugly disfigurement. These aren't average moles there permanent molers, moles large and intimidating as they usually grow facial hair.

Person 1: Jesus what's that on his face.
Person 2: poor bastard got a fucking Permanent Moler by the looks of it.
Person 1: you sure someone didn't draw on his face with a marker.
Person 2: No chance, I see fucking hair on it.

by SpudMoleatronGingerC00n September 20, 2016

Gamefaqs Moderator

Powerhungry nerds who use only one criteria to determine if your post breaks the rules or not: Your accounts age. Anyone with an account over 10 years old can freely post homophobic bullshit on the politics board and be fine, however a user with an account that was just created will get banned for calling somebody a dum dum poo poo head. It's also against the rules to link this page on the site, as well as asinine crap like posting an ASCII art of Yoshi.

Dude,I just got modded for off topic posting because I posted about the Eevee Tamagotchi on the Pokemon Let's Go Eevee boards, even though the Fortnite topic on the Smash Boards is still up. Gamefaqs Moderator's are the worst.

by AmiRose March 9, 2019

R/FoRmuLA 1 MoDeRaToR

Very little is known about this species which are closely related to humans.
Two things are known about them.

1: they are ruthless with bans.
2:they are opposed to anything fun or any jokes/memes.

Banned by the R/FoRmuLA 1 MoDeRaToRs

by A random f1 fan. June 21, 2020